"...and then elliott knocked me over.."-brittany
"good boy elliott, good boy."-me
"hey hey hey. you're just mad cause you lost to a crippled.."-brittany
"MY YELLOW BUTTON WAS BROKED!"-me
"rriiigghhtt.."-brittany and diana
*takes brittany's crutches*
i think i've finally found the crowd i'm gonna
be with for the next 3 months.
they dun talk and when they do it's to ask
about food or what movie is next.
this weekend was exactly what i needed..
some antisocial social time.
"good boy elliott, good boy."-me
"hey hey hey. you're just mad cause you lost to a crippled.."-brittany
"MY YELLOW BUTTON WAS BROKED!"-me
"rriiigghhtt.."-brittany and diana
*takes brittany's crutches*
i think i've finally found the crowd i'm gonna
be with for the next 3 months.
they dun talk and when they do it's to ask
about food or what movie is next.
this weekend was exactly what i needed..
some antisocial social time.
and when the smoke is cleared,
there will be nobody left..
so i'm sitting in class today and
some girl who has been in some of my classes
but i never talk to just walks up to me and goes
"ya know, you remind me of lea from the bad girls club..
like 1000% dead honest, you do.."
and then walks away and sits down.
soo being the curious cat i am
i googled this "lea" andd yeah.
i guess it was a compliment...?
aha. everyone's weird but me i swear.
there will be nobody left..
so i'm sitting in class today and
some girl who has been in some of my classes
but i never talk to just walks up to me and goes
"ya know, you remind me of lea from the bad girls club..
like 1000% dead honest, you do.."
and then walks away and sits down.
soo being the curious cat i am
i googled this "lea" andd yeah.
i guess it was a compliment...?
aha. everyone's weird but me i swear.
just know i need you here;
i need you near me now..
no matter what i do, i will always carry you in my heart;
you'll always be my shooting star.
autumn days will fade away,
but memories always stay the same.
-i'm hoping you'll never change-
i'm missing your warm smile.
i guess it's no surprise, i can't forget you..
i need you near me now..
no matter what i do, i will always carry you in my heart;
you'll always be my shooting star.
autumn days will fade away,
but memories always stay the same.
-i'm hoping you'll never change-
i'm missing your warm smile.
i guess it's no surprise, i can't forget you..
riddle me this batman:
why do tampon boxes give measurements in grams?
does everyone but me, like, go home and say
"oh hey, let me go on ahead and measure how many
grams of liquid hell is coming from my vag!"
i mean, how would you even go about that?
do you just hold a measuring cup there
for a couple hours and see what you get, like fishing?
WHO HAS TIME TO DO THAT?
..wierdo tampon-makers..
O.o?
why do tampon boxes give measurements in grams?
does everyone but me, like, go home and say
"oh hey, let me go on ahead and measure how many
grams of liquid hell is coming from my vag!"
i mean, how would you even go about that?
do you just hold a measuring cup there
for a couple hours and see what you get, like fishing?
WHO HAS TIME TO DO THAT?
..wierdo tampon-makers..
O.o?
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