Phones and Friends
They never work out.
Alexandra: Bless her heart, was texting in a bathtub, and, as you may have guessed, dropped it in the water. Imagine that Alex! Now what have we learned here? Water + phone=BROKEN.
William: Oh William, what would I do without him. Well, apparently, he's at Butterfields [I love my Butterfaceee]. And I would call him on his cellular, buttttt he dropped it in his CEREAL! Honestly now. How special do you get? Well, he lives in Kansas, so I'll say that's his reasoning. :]
